Where to start....

Pithy is a group of folk family singers…um, well one of us sings anyway; the other two carve delicate hearts out of Styrofoam and fry ants through magnifying glasses, respectively. We consist of two guys and a girl—this is necessary for you to know because said girl plans to invoke audience empathy and feels it necessary that the female demographic of our readership identify with her sex. *Insert Comment: (Girl) “She also holds all executive power—including rights of veto.”*

In truth, we are college students preparing for the day when we too don our cape and fashionable superhero suit to change the world. We are generally excited about life—statistics show that unmarried people going to college are the happiest they will ever be—don’t argue—it’s from a Lifespan Development book. This verity could paint a bleak future for those unluckies embarking on life’s marriage voyage (yea—we made a metaphor!), in fact it does—but, that is a problem for said unluckies and future Pithy.

We feel one of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it is very complex, it is very profound. Rather, like other twentysomething college students, we find profundity in those things relevant to ourselves (don’t hate us cuz we’re beautiful). We therefore pledge to present the simple events of our lives (apologizing beforehand for the TooMuchInformations and OverShares), and hope you see the relevance.