Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Some Other Time

It’s summer. Well, at least school is out—and by school we refer to those institutions which recognize that scholastics should end as early in May as possible. Cedar refuses to acknowledge the inevitability of the sun. This week the flowers cowed under yet another layer of suffocating snow; the trees look more equipped for the last stages of autumn, afraid to open their foliage and be the dumb one that didn’t get the memo. We, being all green-aware (and by green we mean money), didn’t turn the heat on yesterday night (and by didn’t we mean forgot). This led to all sorts of unpleasantness with the toilet seat this morning, which in turn led to fasting and prayer for the overdue thawing.

Cold or otherwise—IT. IS. SUMMER. On this we will not negotiate. We have compiled (or at least started) the overly ambitious lists that characterize the golden months: we have one for cleaning, for reading, for eating, for not eating (still working on that one), for sleeping, for avoiding. Strangely, we do not have one for writing—yet, here we sit, postponing all our vital projects to address you, Internets. That’s right—feel special. Or don’t—after all, isn’t that what summer’s about? A compiled list of all the lists to be saved for later? There must be something to do in order to feel like we have accomplished the lazy perfection of ignoring responsibility.

Oh, we imagine some of it will get done—we will tackle the laundry eventually, in its cyclic time—like taxes and death. Real tasks, like paper revisions and Spanish practice, belong to August, when we can justify them because, “School starts next week.” For now, we reassure ourselves of summer’s presence, combating the cold with the comfort of some other time.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

I do believe that summer starts a little closer to June 21st.

Good guess though. ;)

...Wow that wink looks just a little bit retarded in my text editor.

And now that I think about it why do people even use winky smiles?

I know I would never actually seriously wink at someone in real life, especially not another dude. (that could easily be misinterpreted)

(Isn't Winky one of the telly tubbys?)

Pithy said...

Kevin,

Pithy has is on good authority (meaning that we quote either oursleves or those on our blogroll) that the beginning of summer is relative. It has been opined that the movement of the earth really has nothing to do with it, and that factors such as sunburns, popsicles, and no school should remain the primary determiners.

There was no guessing about it.

And yes, Winky is a tellytubby...perhaps not the one you would want to get caught up with though ;-)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telly_Tubbies#Characters

Looking forward to you joining us in summer's awesomeness...

Pithy

alarmraiser51 said...

So...the question for me is still whether or not I need to feel bad for putting off all of the things that i should be doing, now that i have the time to do them, or whether I should find comfort in the fact that 'everyone is doing it'? And if 'everyone is doing it' then is that an indication that this is just an inevitable side-effect of Human Nature and there's nothing I can do about it?? I can't change it, and I will feel perpetually ashamed and disappointed in myself??? Forever?????

I think I'm going mad...I feel a sudden sense of sympathy for Howard Hughes.

Where is that Mason jar...